thebananarunt:

let’s play a game called how long can i put off my homework until i start stress crying

straight person: like in that macklemore song "i cant change even if i tried" so dont have us straighties!

david-gunther:

nosdrinker:

I’M PASSING OUT

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY

You shouldn't be mean to straight people, they've not done anything wrong, if someone were to make a joke about gay people everyone would get up in arms about it, like it's kinda heterophobic
Anonymous

screamandshout:

"you’ll need to know this math formula later in life"

image

humorking:

every time i feel down i just remember

image

unclefather:

mom: “who ate the last string cheese?!”

me:image

Y’all get a welcome back selfie,but it’s pretty old lmao

obamallamatime:

Hello, Police? I accidentally stepped on my cats foot and need to be arrested

jesusinc:

reblogging a mutuals selfie like

image

peanut-paw:

deersatan:

getting ur favorite character on a ‘which character are you?’ quiz

image

getting your least favorite character on a ‘which character are you?’ quiz

image

I have a lot of really useful talents, but none of them are really good for this competition..

amerlcanapparel:

it’s the little things in life that matter most. puppies, for example

theme